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Where are my manners at?

So… Being a stay at home mom has had it’s perks! But in doing so I have lost some manners.Awhile back Chris took us to for dinner. Me being the simple one I chose In & Out burger! Man I love my burgers! We were in the middle of eating when I guess I leaned over and totally ripped ass! I didn’t even notice that I had done it tell Chris turned red and looked at me funny.

Then I said “Did I just fart?”

He was like “Yeah!”.

OOPS!

I forgot that when your out in public your not appose to do things like that. Then the funny part was Aidan yelled “Mama pooped!”. I guess that when he poops he lets it rip? Im guessing he thought cause I made that noise I must have pooped in my pants just like he does! Oh man, not only was it loud, but it smelt so bad. It was like a pregnant fart! And only a woman that’s been pregnant can tell you how bad those are. 

Have any of you done anything along those lines?

Spill! I wanna hear your funny stories!

Good underwear are hard to come by.

Am I right about this lady’s? To me its hard to find underwear that don’t “ride” when I walk. I’m a simple girl, with pretty simple panty expectations. In high school, and for a few years after I graduated I only wore thongs. Yes, to me it did matter what guys saw when I bent over. Just that little bit of string was enough to drive there imaginations crazy. Plus there was that song Sysco sang, “That thong, th, th, th, thoooonnnnnngg!” (The Thong Song). I have to admit that song was the reason I started wearing them in the first place!

When I started to work for Wells Fargo in 2004 I stopped wearing them cause I felt weird having such sexy underwear on, and being dressing up so business like. So now I am a Hanes girl! I just couldn’t go back to the thong after having to kids climb out of my “down under”. I have noticed that it takes me buying a couple packs to find one good pair. It’s almost like a conspiracy with the underwear makers. They need to sell more, to make lots of money. And lets face it. You don’t really have to buy them that often. So in return they put millions of duddy underwear out on the shelves so that we buy them, only to realize that they are so uncomfortable that we have to go get new pack to see if those ones will fit any better.

The only reason I’m even bringing this up is cause tonight after I got out of the shower I had to try two different pairs on before I found a pair that felt right. And guess what? The pair that I have on I had before Aidan was even born. They were bright pink, but now their a dull pink color. There is holes all over them, but they don’t give me wedgies, so I don’t care!

Oh lord, don’t even get me started on a good fitting bra!

Have any of you experience these problems, or anything like them?

 

New TV!

As many of you may know I am a huge TV buff! I can’t get enough of it! Thank god Im a stay at home mom, cause I get to watch it all day (wel,l more like glance at it)! And what I can’t watch my DVR catches, and I watch it once the boys go to bed. Man, I really love the person that invented the DRV (bet it was a woman that hated missing her shows)!

Back in October the TV in our bedroom went out. At least we thought it did. One day it just stopped working, then last week Chris was messing around with it and got it to work again! Ya, cause I love laying in bed at night watch Jay and Conan!

Every Sunday we do dinner with my in-laws! We didn’t have a chance to go to their house on Christmas to open presents, so we did it tonight! After dinner Chris was called into the kitchen, then a few minutes later I was. Much to my surprise there was a brand new 20″ flat screen sitting on the floor for us! YA! My husbands parents know what’s important to me in life, my TV’s!

We got it home, hooked it up and got the 2nd DVR ( yes, we have 2 DVR’s) and now I am perched on my bed watching TV and blogging!

My life is pretty much perfect!

A little of this, a little of that, and stuff like that.

I have a ton of things running through my mind right now, so I’m just going to ramble tonight! YA!!! I know very exciting!

First off, I joined NaBloPoMo! That means 30 blogs in 30 days! Its going to be a challenge, but I know I can do it!

Second. It’s stinkin cold outside right now… It’s 47* out right now, and it feels like -30* to me. I’m such a wimp when it comes to cold weather. How do the people who live where it snows survive? They all deserve a trophy for handling the snow! Ugh, just thinking of snow makes me shiver.

Third. My kids are acting like assholes. Don’t call CPS. You all know you’ve seen a kid or two act that way too! We have been super busy the past week. So between being tired and only eating cookies (seems like everyone thinks thats what you hand a crying kid.), they are little terrors. I can’t wait for the holidays to be over! It’s sad that I feel this way. But to me its more important to be on a schedule and be eating healthy, than to run around to see everyone in a week and eat nothing but junk.

Forth. My freaking cat Monkey… Ok, so maybe its just my cat? But Monkey like to be in the bath tub when I shower, he doesn’t mind baths at all. Actually he gets one every Sunday night!  He like when I brush and trim his nails. He like a person! Here’s the cheery on the Sunday! He sleeps on my chest at night, if he isn’t on top of me he’s on my pillow. And he hates, I mean hates when Chris try’s to snuggles me or try’s to kiss me. 

And fifth, five, I plead the fifth. Im thinking about taking a creative writing class! Which is a big step for me. I hate leaving the house. I really don’t like to be out where there are a lots of people sharing a common area. Because that means there are germs, lots and lots of germs. God I hate germs! But I know that I really need to take it if I want to be a good blogger. One of my life goals is to write a book, so yeah. I need this class, and probably some english classes as well.

Sixth. T, can I fly you out here for a week? You have been such a godsend to me with this whole blogging project I’ve taken on! I need you to teach me all your bloggy tricks. All go buy all the tater tots you and Tater can handle! Plus Monkeys litter box isn’t in the bathroom so you can take a good smelling bath!

I think thats all I have to say for today! If you have any questions for me, please just ask! It will probably help me out a lot, seeing that I have to do 30 in 30!

To blog or not to blog? That is the question.

I have been wanting to be a mommy blogger for quite some time. My BFF T helped by referring me to wordpress! I was super stoked that I was finely starting to do something that was for me! Just me!

After my first post I sent out a text message and an email to let my friends and family know that if they wanted to keep tab’s on us this was a good way to do so. I got a lot of “way to go” reponces! Then I got the dreaded “Sometimes somethings are better left in a journal”. Really? How could you say that? Do you know how much courage it takes to actually put yourself and your life out there for the world to read? My decision is to keep on blogging!

Now, I wont be mentioning names here with out a “blog blessing”. 

I do know that I don’t have a filter, and my blog topics may piss some people off. But thats me. Even in person Im like this. If you don’t like it don’t read it. Im not forcing anyone to read my posting.

Wooo! Now that I got that off my chest. 

Nancy Grace really erks me. She has been covering this Caylee Anthony case forever… Yes, it does suck that this sweet, beautiful little girl went missing, and it blows big blue balls that they found her dead body. But you know what? There are thousands of other kids out there that are missing right now… Why isn’t she plastering their photos up and hooting and hollering about them? What’s her fascination with Caylee? Kinda comes across and weird to me.

Just a final note.

It winter… Its been raining off and on for 2 weeks now and I hate it. Its cold and wet. You cant go outside and play. Wait! You don’t want to go outside and play. At least it will feel like christmas this year with it being cold. I just wish my Gramma was still here so that my whole family would come together as a whole just one more time. I’m a family girl, and I want my boys to grow up around family!

Internet,

Have a Happy Holidays!

Thank you so much for your support!

I really do believe I am Sammi Brady. Yes, I’m still taking my crazy meds!

Oh gosh, where do I begin? Being a stay at home mom has made me lose my mind. Between waking up at all hours of the night to find binks for Aidan, and having to carrie around a stinky baby (thats what Liam calls his blanket) everywhere I go. Those two things could drive a woman mad in a matter of days! Don’t get me wrong I love being a mom, but something has to give.

And that thing was my mind… Dun, dun, dunnnnn!

As many of you may know “Days Of Our Lives” is my all time favorite tv show. So to help me live through my day I have been pretending to be Sammi Brady. Wow! That makes me sound really pathetic. Doesn’t it?

But think about it! I have turned Liam’s baby into the crazy guy thats looking to kill Sammi right now (thats why she’s in the witness protection program). I try to hide from that stinky blanket, and when it catches up to me, I throw it into the washer! Chris is EJ Demera, although he isn’t really cheating on me. I like to think of him going to work, is him cheating on me! Plus On the show Sammi has two kids, hey I do too!

There is so much else I can spin into a story to fit my life. I like to sit and think of stuff like this when I cant sleep, hoping that it will bore me to sleep! It never does!